Saturday, August 11, 2018

That 70s Review and Commentary Part 2.


   How do you do. 

[This was delayed the couple of weeks with distractions, and it's come out longer than intended. Fair warning.]

   When That 70s Show came on the scene, it practically caught everyone's attention with its pop references to the decade that people were nostalgic over while poking fun at the said nostalgia. It made Topher Grace, Ashton Kutcher, and Mila Kunis famous when it came out, which sometimes proved a bad thing for the supporting cast. As the world entered the Millennium, Season Two wrapped up with Hyde taking the fall when Jackie's stash was found by the police, resulting in a cliffhanger where we wonder how long will he be in the Forman residence. 
   Season Three kicks off with Red Forman angry at Hyde, later Eric, for the stash he was arrested for and grounds everyone on the premise. Eventually, he calms down. Hyde later meets his father and the two attempt to mend bridges, though "Cats In the Cradle" is never referenced (and that's a song from the seventies). Kelso and Jackie are still estranged, even having the former charge the latter for damage to his van in one episode. Fez and Jackie have some chemistry, but Fez eventually goes to a girl named Caroline. The relationship shows some potential, until it's revealed that Caroline is crazy and practically stalks Fez until he breaks up with her and tries to use Donna as a shield. While that happens, Jackie reconnects with Kelso and the two manage to stick long in the season. The same is not said for Donna and Eric, who deal with some struggle with conflicting future plans that end with their break up.
   The breakup puts Eric in a depression, as does Donna, and they set up a loyalty war over their friends in the Fourth Season, that lasts a few episode. The awkwardness is broken only when Midge leaves Bob and Eric's form of comfort is sex. Donna regrets it and keeps Eric away. Fez moves on from Caroline to Big Rhonda for a couple of episodes until they break up from bad advice. Jackie is cut off by her father over her relationship and takes up a job as a cheese seller, which eventually leads to problems in the relationship with her boyfriend and another break up. Eric gets paired with two girls on a few occasions, with Donna becoming jealous at each, until she meets Casey Kelso and the two date a while. The relationship makes Eric jealous, while Donna goes into a downward spiral. The others, including her father, who goes into dating a woman named Joanna, try to talk to her while Casey decides to call it off, leaving Eric and Donna free to reunite. Eric rejects her, causing Donna to run off with Kelso, who manages to patch things up with Jackie again and this time the last wants more than a relationship, to California. Red is manager at Price Market, with Eric working under him, which holds well into 1978 while Kitty begins to spend time at home. Laurie also leaves for college and is out for most of the season.

    When we first see the characters back in Season One and Two, they didn't get much fleshing out. With the teens, it was easy to know who was who: Eric is the every man of a teen seeking to prove himself a man, Donna was the girl next door, Jackie is the spoiled rich girl, Hyde is the rebel, Fez is the token minority, and Kelso is something of a Jack of all Trades in tropes, being the jock who doesn't do much sports, and is bad at wrestling; the loyal sidekick who is very vain and narcissist; is a ladies man, who loses out on two girls. Even the grown ups are standard in characterization with Red the conservative, All American, man's man who frets about his son not into manly things, Kitty something of a smothering mom who prefers to keep her boy as a baby, and Bob and Midge are the weird neighbors.
    Usually, in Season Two, the characters would be fleshed out, and they are. They become fleshed out even more in Season Three. When Hyde sees his father again, there is a point where it seems he won't make amends. I will say that Hyde does distract from the show in Season Two where, after seeing his parents bail, he becomes an orphan in need, but he refuses to call for help. When his father returns, it suddenly becomes a popularity contest in "Hyde's Christmas Rager", where Bud Hyde has to learn how it is to be a father. One problem that comes up is how this subplot is abandoned after a while and then it's retconned in Season Six, but I'll get to that on a later date.
    Speaking of dates, Fez actually gets a girlfriend after being something of the lonely guy in Season Three, and the first one he meets likes him well. In "Dine and Dash", Fez learns that sometimes romance has to be turned off, like in a place where the girlfriend works (believe me, it does get hard to keep professional at times) and is offended by it. However, his girlfriend, Caroline, makes up for it by the end of the episode. Ironically, Caroline is shown to be obsessed with Fez more so than any girlfriend would, basically inverting some fantastic scenario where a girl desperate for a boyfriend winds up having one who basically stalks her. Fez eventually wises up and dumps Caroline, but he uses Donna to shield him from her for a time in "Fez Dates Donna." Caroline then gives up (like most TV girlfriends) but the not so funny thing is people get hurt when stalking happens, if not killed, and crazy ex-girlfriends get quite a bad rap for that. Luckily for Donna that Caroline doesn't go sneaking into her room and threaten her with harm. If anything, Caroline would be back.
    As to Eric and Donna, they become the center piece couple for the run of Season Three, to the point of people mocking them as an old married couple for it. Yet, the relationship dances on pins and needles from "Holy Craps" on where Eric encounters a grouchy old man who warns him the dangers of marrying a high school sweetheart, something most people today take to heart. However, Eric chooses to stick it through.
     What is really shown is how they see the future differently. In "Baby Fever", Donna has published a story in the paper and shows it to Eric, yet he goes gah gah over the way she handles a baby. Donna did work hard on that paper and she really took pride in it. To have it dismissed as second to being able to handle something as mundane as changing diapers is offensive, and I can hear today's feminists cranking up their own interpretations about it. Not only that, when they talk about the future, Eric imagines the house set up he grew up with (him coming home to find her with their kids), to which Donna changes to have herself come home from work while Eric stays at home. Yet, the horny deviant (read, teenage boy) in Eric uses that into a sex fantasy. Donna does it better by making his fantasy backfired on him and tells him to "get bent."
     We can excuse Eric in this instance. Unlike myself or others, he never got to know that women can be breadwinners and dads can stay at home with the kids, and nothing shameful can be said about it. Eric was a boy in the Sixties, when women still stayed at home while men brought home the bacon. However, everything else can't be excused. His turning Donna's "equality based" fantasy into an erotic one is degrading.
   Donna is not the innocent party in the underlying troubles of the couple, however. In "Eric's Panties", she freaks out at seeing a pair of panties in the Vista Cruiser, going so far as to come off as the jealous type when looking for answers, which drives off Eric's study partner. Of course, it turns out they were her mom's and her mom was with her dad in the car. In "Backstage Pass", Donna ditches Eric to interview Ted Nugent, and without even apologizing for it. Finally, in "Promise Ring", when Eric buys the said ring, Donna has troubles wearing it. Eventually, she tells him that she doesn't see her future with him, prompting Eric to break up with her.
    In weighing it out, Eric is the worst brat of the two; he disregards her passions, he objectifies her, he forgets his mom's birthday, he keeps porn magazines under his bed, he groans in doing something to make women happy, yet expects free sex, and he reads her diary (a violation of her privacy). Donna, meanwhile, gets jealous real easily, gets mean often, and rejects a promise ring that Eric had put his heart in to buy (nothing worse than spending time and money to buy something for your woman than to hear someone not think it special).
    So, we get that Donna and Eric have been put on a pedestal in Season Three and wonder if they are still in Season Four. Apparently so, because the season is all about how their break up upsets everything and they should be brought back together.
   As a foil to Eric and Donna (could we say Ericonna, or something?), Jackie and Kelso start out broke up in Season Three, as Jackie has her sights on Hyde, because he took the heat when she was caught holding a bag of drugs. Of course, Hyde doesn't return the affections while Kelso vies for Jackie again (even acting like a jerk in "Roller Disco" when she takes Fez out to dance with her). It really isn't until "Jackie Bags Hyde" that Hyde actually shows he likes Jackie, simply by knocking out her date. Unfortunately, the whole thing is scrapped in "Ice Shack" where its once more Jackie being sought out by Fez and Kelso. Fez demonstrates at being the dogged nice guy where he does good things for Jackie. He goes as her partner in the Roller Disco, where she later gets drunk, yet he doesn't take advantage of her. There is an interesting part with that where Batman subs for the angel while the Riddler plays the Devil in Fez's decision making (a secular interpretation), and Fez goes with Batman, since he's the good guy. Of course, Fez's action is commended, but the stinger throws it away by him getting drunk and asking Jackie to take advantage of him (showing television's double standard). Finally, there's "Ice Shack" where Fez challenges the two couples to the Newlywed game and Kelso proves himself good in remembering things, impressing Jackie. However, he throws that away by crying over his lost van and Jackie sees that as a sign. She turns to Fez for comfort, but Fez makes own variant of Butler's parting line (at least he kept his pride, considering this is another case of a guy does all the nice things for the girl, yet she chooses someone else in the end).
   Kelso attempts to move on, only to not get turned on in a make out session with another girl. He freaks out at experiencing an early onset of impotence, until it turns out it's a sign he still has feelings for Jackie. So, he goes to Jackie again, who decides to test him out in "The Trials of Kelso", but it takes him knowing about it to actually pass them all. First there's the egg to make seem a father figure and then there's the fake illness Jackie brings up to see if he is shallow. Finally, she gets a girl to pretend to come on to him and he rejects her advances. Jackie is satisfied and they stay a couple for the rest of the season.
    How Kelso and Jackie work as opposed to Eric and Donna could be argued that they are the same; both Kelso and Jackie are vain, arrogant, and self-centered. It's these things that made them last and it seems they could mature on it. Kelso has, even if he has to be told in order to do so. If there is a flaw in their relationship, as Season Four shows, it's basically their own problems that are only expressed by cheating on the other, while Kelso can't seem to mature fast enough. Meanwhile, Eric and Donna have disagreements on a few things and practically have a "my way or the highway" sort of approach that ultimately leads to the break up.
    So, in Season Four, Eric and Donna are broken up while Jackie and Kelso are a couple, leaving Hyde and Fez as the only single guys in the group. That is until "Hyde Gets a Girl" where in a party to set Hyde up, Fez meets Big Rhonda, a plus sized blonde with glasses. Here, we see a potential of a new girl in the group, as she begins to hand with Donna and Jackie in a few episodes, while giving plus sized girls someone to look up to. I like how in "Red and Stacy", the other two girls try to give Big Rhonda a make over, only for Fez to accuse them of corrupting her; as if to take a shot at the idea of women changing their appearances for their men would improve their lives. Instead, we have a man who likes her the way she is. Unfortunately, we don't get more of Big Rhonda after "Kelso's Career", as she is written out for some strange reason. During that time, Fez starts to want to lose his virginity to her, only to be rejected. In "Everyone Loves Casey", he takes the advice of Casey Kelso and makes his move, and that results in the break up.
    Kelso and Jackie don't break up in the end, however, but Jackie begins thinking of getting married, while Kelso has something of a commitmentphobia, causing him to runaway to California instead. I personally hated that, since all the build up was made in these seasons to get back together and dealing with underlying issues, and Kelso decides to throw all that away.

    One episode I'll go into detail on is the start of Season Four, "It's a Wonderful Life," an episode that not only uses the title, but also the plot of It's a Wonderful Life, with Eric playing George Bailey and Wayne Knight plays the angel. The episode shows Eric what it would be like if he and Donna never kissed, resulting in a paradox where Hyde and Donna date, get into a relationship, and are married in the 1980s. Meanwhile, Eric's alternate self remains the whimpy boy who caves to Red's anger, a social outcast who joins the chess club, and only loses his virginity to Big Rhonda (even though she is later seen telling Fez she is saving for marriage). The paradox also means that when Kelso and Jackie break up, they never make up, but only settle for occasional hook ups while Fez simply becomes a rock star, similar to Michael Jackson.
    The episode is non-canon, mostly, by having Donna act out of character and creating situations that don't add up. As a feminist, Donna's beliefs would clash with that of Hyde's at some point (example, she wouldn't in real life get a tattoo that made her Hyde's property) and the two would part. The future shot that comes in also has Eric making less attempts at proving himself a man, leading him being seen as weak by his parents who get a new boy -- a hyperactive sort who just might have terrics, but Red approves of him anyway -- while Kitty is no longer fretting over his departure and actually hints that he should leave in the wedding of Hyde and Donna. All the while, it's never implied that Fez and Jackie would find each other, nor is the idea of the lack of Eronna causing too much of a paradox. However, in the end, Eric realizes it was better to have loved and lost than to not love at all.
    It touches close because it makes one think of how the past few months would be if he and his ex-girlfriend stayed as friends. Yes, less drama would have come and they'd feel time wasn't wasted for naught (unless it's a one sided crush), but then what would the two people would compensate for it? Remaining ignorant of the wrong buttons to push, never getting to see the other side of the person (like the creative side, if the woman could draw pictures or make jewelry), or being robbed of a good experience with something the two of you are into, or seeing that movie you both went to? And in couples who had sex while dating, I am positive they wouldn't be dealing with guilt of it out of wedlock, while also not knowing how important foreplay is. For people who met the love of their life, imagine if none of that happened. I have friends who are married, and I am sure at least two of them are reading this, and they would say how poor their lives would have been if they didn't make that decision to become more than friends.
    One thing to add is looking at the footage, I can't help but think of how Eighties Kelso as a reporter resembles Will Farrel in Anchorman.

   Another episode in Season Four is titled "That 70s Musical". Fez had tried out ballet during the two season side of the show, largely to meet girls. He does have to put on tights, but he does get the girls, but is disappointed. "They let me touch their thighs, but not their hearts," he tells the others, which is one way of showing how the ballet dancers don't see him as anything but a dance partner. Yet, he does have fantasies of ballet sequences, one something like West Side Story where he and his girls fight off rough guys and dance happily ever after, and the other him in the girls doing what could be considered a mating ritual.
  Now he becomes a singer in a school musical pageant and he invites everyone to see him. Unfortunately, some of the petty dramas delay their arrival, making Fez think they don't care for him. It is humorous watching them break out into musical numbers, like "So Happy Together" or "The Joker" (That song that opens with "Some people call me the space cowboy...") the latter with four of the teens forming a swastika in the middle of the song. In the end, the gang arrives and witnesses Fez singing, even with Red being all grouchy about it.

   Feminism and Masculinity are two things to talk about at this point. That 70s Show brings up the way the decade was where it seemed traditional gender roles were being challenged, especially in wake of what had happened in the past decade. Women's Lib movement had happened which challenged the very concept of gender roles, making it a watershed moment. Before the sixties, it wasn't unheard of for women to stay at home while men went to work. That's just the beginning: in 1958, it was rare to see women in pants. Now we come to 1978 (show's time), we have girls in bell bottom pants, hot pants, and denim pants. Kitty's cooking habits would have been seen as normal, too, and not something from an underlying psychological issue, while the idea of wives leaving their husbands and children would be a sign of being invective prior to the 1960s. Women's Lib, or Second Wave Feminism, had changed the spectrum in the sixties, replacing said roles for the world of sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll, resulting in a sudden need to have masculinity to be defined.
   That 70s Show doesn't provide its own definition, but it does use the older generation's definition of masculinity many times, mostly by setting up a standard and mocking any man who doesn't meet it. Red Forman is treated as the example of the old school masculine man. He doesn't express his emotions, other than anger, hate affections, and puts his energies into manly activities like sports and hunting. This leads to him not having a good relationship with his son, as the latter is seen as "twitchy" in his eye. Even when he does well, Red offers no respect, and in "Love, Wisconsin style", when Eric tells him how Donna came to him and he rejected her because he didn't want to be a rebound, Red asks how is he too proud for her. "You're not an athlete and the only smart about you is your mouth," he says, basically kicking him while he's down. Red's solution to helping Eric over his break up with Donna is giving him chores, also, which never really works. Yes, doing something will get your mind off the break up, but it's a short lived relief and you suddenly have to find another project. Suppose you run out of things to do? Then what? (I know because I had a girlfriend break up with me months ago and even after helping with the wood and doing this blog, the sting is still present). In the end, you're just running away from and denying your scars, which Red seems to think that is what men do. It goes on the concept that men don't ask for help and are not suppose to feel, something that needs to be addressed. (At the same time, Eric's drug habits don't help either; it's like giving someone morphine constantly after touching a hot stove). In "Eric's Stash", Red learns of Eric accusing Hyde of stealing his secret stash and Hyde getting mad about it, and his solution is to have them fight it out; he even adds if they are not mad enough to fight, they aren't really mad. Having the boys fight each other won't make them less angry. If anything, it just encourages violence while giving them more reasons to be mad at each other. The only place I have seen where two men beat each other up and come out laughing about it later is in movies.
   Of the other men, Red likes to think he has plenty of friends, but can't stand the others. Hyde is the only one of the younger men that he sees as a real man, and he is a rebel who violates his house rules with his lifestyle. He sees Kelso as an idiot, which is justified. Fez, of course, is given racists remarks (without using slurs, but sometimes calling him Tarzan). Then there's Bob and Leo, the former he sees as an annoying clutch and the latter as doped up hippie. The one man he does bound with is Pastor Dave, over football, and it results in him deciding to give up preaching. As you would expect, the church gets mad at Red for that, and Red has to convince Pastor Dave not to leave the church. So, you can conclude that Red doesn't have any real friends he can relate to, as he drives people away, while thinking being old means he doesn't have to make new friends. For the most part, Red's all about maintaining his image as an Alpha male, best evidenced in some dinner scenes where when Kitty sits the meal down, Red would grab the first bits, with Kitty following, and Eric getting the last bits, if at all (unlike my father who would let my mother and us eat first). The one time Eric challenges this, Red gets into battle mode with a threat of physical abuse ("a swift kick in the ass", he calls it).
  While Red is not someone to look up to in being a man, there is one example of positive masculinity he attempts to pass on to his son. In "Kitty's Birthday (That's Today?)", Red and Eric forget Kitty's birthday, which is something I wonder if it's possible. I mean, two men forgot the birthday of a woman, who is wife of one and mother of another. I certainly know my mother's birthday, in fact it's so easy to remember: it has something to do with an important event in history. I also know my ex-girlfriend's birthday (the reason I am not typing it down is out of respect for her privacy). Somehow, they forget Kitty's, and she is obviously upset (and as revealed earlier in the show, such as with "The Parents Find Out", Kitty is the only person to make Red run for cover when she gets mad). So, the first thing they try to make her happy is by doing some of her chores, or rather pretend to, as she comes home. However, their smiles aren't fooling anyone and Kitty simply walks by without saying a word. Red then decides for the sake of Kitty's happiness, he and Eric must do something they normally wouldn't do: Square dancing. Neither Red nor Eric like this, but if mom ain't happy no one is happy.
    This is one out of many, of course. Even the guys (and to a lesser extent, the girls) have a standard of being a guy to which those who don't cut out are subject to mockery. The show even does this on numerous occasions, often aiming the mockery gun at Eric. In "Red Sees Red", when we see the boys first trying out drugs, Eric is the only one whose voice has broken yet (and I can't tell if they got a girl to play her or if they just dubbed the guy's vocals). One way the girls have this is "Hyde's Christmas Rager" where Jackie takes Donna to a bar and flirt with firemen who are twice their age, but that's okay because they "can bench a keg, Eric can bench a cup." Translation, forget the whimpy Eric and go with someone with big biceps and a deep voice. In "Class Picture" Eric is also mocked because he gets a pimple every time pictures are made, one of which is placed near an eye to look like a red tear. Red also goes at him for his preference for comics and nerdy things like Star Wars, even referring to his GJ action figures as dolls.
     After Eric and Donna break up, two sides of Eric happen. One is sensitive, especially after Donna publishes her Roman a Chef story, about Wanda and Derek who have a love affair that ends in the fictional Point upon the Place. Eric takes offense to the story, since some of it ruined his reputation over such things that seem trivial to him (killing a cat and looking at porn). In response, Eric writes a counter, though several drafts go back (including one where Wanda is a witch) before publishing. Donna is upset, but reveals hers was in two parts, with the second one stating that Wanda still loved Derek. Another side has no title, but it seems despite what most would think, Eric does well in getting girls into him without Donna. In "Hyde Gets the Girl", he is able to get a dozen to him by being a wounded bird, with one willing to go out with him to make him feel better (if that worked, as opposed to this wanting someone with confidence deal, I am sure guys would be more willing to wear their hearts on their sleeve instead of hiding their feelings). In "Uncomfortable Ball Stuff", Eric and Donna agree they aren't going to the ball on a date, so it shouldn't be a surprise a girl is into Eric, but Donna is shown getting jealous over that and vindictive. He also gets a date with a cheerleader, shown to be airheaded and into his car, though his messing up in parking the car, as well as stealing it, gets him in trouble. Eric even takes pride in being "Point Place's most eligible Viking". The only failures are with Penny, who turns out to be his cousin and teases him out of revenge, and Stacy in "Red and Stacy", a cashier girl in Stock Mart with a crush on Eric's father. In the latter, Eric wonders why she would prefer someone old enough to be her dad, and his friends, Donna included, suggest he is soft ("softer than Liberace in a Playboy mansion", they say), leading to him to have a talk with Red, accusing his tough fathering the reason why he is this way. Red answers to that with crocodile tears, claims he isn't the bad guy by using the "my father would never have done this" argument, while saying he has a creepy girl coming after him now while his wife is thinking of him being unfaithful.
    Side note on that, I like how they are willing to show that girls can be creepy and men can find attention unwelcome from women, especially such an age gap. One could feel sorry for Red in the fact he is creeped out by a girl and feels unwilling to tell Kitty about it because one, he'll seem unfaithful to her, and two, makes him less of a man to feel uncomfortable about attention from girls.
   Not just Eric; but Fez gets mocked for embracing what is today called "metrosexual" fashions (though how cologne wearing qualifies as metro is beyond me). In Season Three, he goes roller disco with Jackie as a partner, almost like someone going with a girl as her dance partner, earning scorn from Kelso. The show goes along and makes Fez weird for doing this. He is also treated to that in joining the ballet, since people think men in ballet are gay. Finally, there's his musical. All the while, Fez is basically embodying the opposite of American masculinity. Not just these seasons, but there is an earlier episode where Kelso, while dating Laurie, comes to the basement and the latter says "there's a twig in my shorts", to which Hyde says, "what a coincidence, so does Kelso." Speaking of Kelso, his quest to win back Jackie is commendable, yet he is later shown to be not ready for marriage and runs off instead of telling Jackie so.
    I am sure Pop Detective would tackle this as he did with The Big Bang Theory, even showing how long "toxic masculinity" has been around. But ideal of masculinity shares the spot light with femininity and feminism. Femininity is illustrated with the two girls, Donna and Jackie (not to be ageist, but I'll stick with the teens). Donna, as you wouldn't believe, is Italian for woman, though I noted they don't use proper Italian phonics with Pinciotti. The name doesn't add much, as Donna is set up as a tomboy and a feminist, who burns for respect as a person and not treated special for being a woman. Opposite her, Jackie, supports the traditional forms of femininity, even going to so far as to demand it from boyfriends, yet she is also shown as to be a spoiled rich girl, implying that women who like guys that hold doors and all are either brainwashed or entitled brats while women who prefer equality are more down to earth.
   One example is with money. Jackie is a rich girl and could get what she wants with her money. However, in "Jackie Says Cheese", it is revealed her father cut her off for dating Kelso, and she has to get a job because beauty is temporary and she'll be poor soon. I like how she learns the value of the dollar in the end, even telling Kelso she won't share her money because it doesn't "grow on trees." Kelso quickly becomes jealous and goes into modeling, much to Jackie's chagrin, because it reveals that women can be competitive, usually when it comes to looks. Currently, most women are valued at how good they look and it has led to women feel the need to be the prettiest in the room. If someone prettier comes along, suddenly it's open season. This last explains why Jackie and Donna are the only girls the gang (with Fez's girlfriends leaving after a break up).
    Another place happened in Season Two. In that episode, "Eric's Stash", Kelso remarks that college is for ugly girls, and Donna replies, "College is for women who don't want to marry the first [sic] idiot they meet and squeeze out his bastard, moronic children." This statement is noteworthy as Donna was born in a time when women going to colleges were seen as obtaining an MRS, making the whole statement ironic, because college girls often wind up marrying the first idiot they meet and squeezing out his children. Of course, in the years since the time period of the series, that perception has faded away and women who go to college for husbands have become a minority while women who don't are the majority. I am sure Donna would have liked the statistics, if she ignored the new perception of college being a place where parties last all weekend and hooking up is the norm, while most of the rhetoric is no longer academic, but based on emotional responses to new facts. At the same time, imagine her reaction to the 2016 election.
   This is where feminism comes in. It's not clearly defined, other than what's known from the period. To Donna, feminism means equal rights, no gender roles, and more opportunities to women like her. One thing of Donna, as seen in thus far, she seems to think that feminism is about going by the rule of "do what thou wilt." To her, doing favors is sexist, as is compromising. To Jackie, feminism is a bunch of manly girls and not worth her time. As to everyone else, where feminism depends on who you ask and the results that follow.
   Midge disappears in Season Four, later revealed to have left Bob for some reason. This is because her actress, Tanya Roberts, took a leave of absence and rather than try to explain around her disappearance, the show chose have her leave Bob, with a hint of it being due to unhappiness (itself suggesting their reconciling and marriage renewal in Season Two to be nothing but hot air). Bob takes Midge's going feminist in Season One like that of a child who had his treats taken away. When Joanna comes, it seems from the start that she will henpeck Bob until the episode, where Bob actually stands up to Red. The non-canon episode implied Eric lacked the confidence to stand up to Red because dating Donna gave it to him. In short, the implication women could turn men into confident fellows, or render them into steers, a trope that basically makes men out to be needy. Then we get the woman, Joanne, who takes over from there. In "Eric's False Alarm", Bob hosts a barbecue with Red and Kitty joining, yet Red is shocked that Joanne is willing to operate the grill, and even gets Kitty to join in, while regulating the chopping of celery into slaw job to the men. Red complains of a woman taking what he believes is a man's job (all but admitting he feels threatened at this) while he finds Bob's standing up to him offensive. In response, he hosts his own barbecue and lets Bob and Joanne be guests, only he winds up burning the meat.
  In short, feminism is shown to be a disruption of the peace in That 70s Show, where happy housewives are corrupted by its messages and it makes them leave home, while making daughters become bad girls, while making everyone confused on how to behave with each other. I'm not a feminist, but even I can see how one-sided the portrayal is, often coming across as misogyny, which is saying something of the seventies that, from many angles, is more sexist than the fifties. When the girls are not a bunch of brats who demand equality, they are eye candy for the guys. Best example is "Hyde Gets the Girl" where dozens of girls shown as airheads come to flirt with Hyde. Then, in "Eric's Cousin", his Cousin Penny comes in largely to accommodate the male gaze factor. In the latter, the girls, especially Donna, don't bother to tell the guys to snap out of that idea and accuse them of objectifying women, and instead see Penny as a hated rival. They even try to get a tan just to make things even. I am sure there are people who will say more of the show where the boys compete over girls and some how go back to friendship if the girl was out of the picture, yet the girls are shown to be fiercely territorial and often at each other's throats over the guys (despite being outnumbered), and only ganging up on outsiders.
    Besides other girls, the female characters even find rivalry in machines: Kelso's van and Red's car. All I will say about that is, which would be better: obsessed with you or obsessed with his car?  At the same time, while female jealousy is shown a bad thing, the male jealousy is shown to be a form of caring and concern, further adding a case of double-standards in the show. When Eric sees Donna with Casey, he gets jealous of her being with the latter, which does make him hypocritical, but his jealousy is shown in a positive thing, confirmed when Casey proves to be of negative influence on Donna. All the while, the show doesn't provide a good model for masculinity while showing to be sexist against women in portrayals.

    Apart from these flaws, seasons three and four have their good times. Citing them all would make this long entry go longer, sadly. 

Tuesday, August 7, 2018

Going Twenty: Pleasantville


   How do you do,


   Starting July, the four part That 70s Review is underway, reflecting in the wave of nostalgia many in the Nineties got for the Seventies. Following in that sense, plus knowing there was a wave of nostalgia in the time frame by baby boomers for the Fifties, there came the film Pleasantville, starring Toby McGuire and Reese Witherspoon as two typical teenagers from the Nineties winding up in the Fifties centered sitcom, Pleasantville and wind up interacting with the characters. It's a plot element of breaking into the story that is used in 1993's The Last Action Hero, only instead of becoming extras to call out cliches, McGuire and Witherspoon become the teen characters in the show. 

    Pleasantville takes the nostalgia of the decade and puts it on its head, by slowly unwrapping the worst elements like one peels an onion. For one, McGuire plays Dave who watches Pleasantville to escape reality, because the show presents a Utopia where there is smile to find and everything is...well, pleasant. In this fictional show, the Rosy picture of the Fifties is shown: no one smokes in Pleasantville (as opposed to the real Fifties America where people smoked like chimneys), no one drinks, people live in a safe and structured life, the opposing team is a faceless entity, the outside world is non-existent, and since there's no fire to threaten homes the fire department exists to rescue cats stuck in a tree. Everyone looks nice there, as well as act. 
    In short, it's paradise. 
    Well, that's at the first glance, but as the movie progresses where color replaces the black and white world, Pleasantville reveals to have a dark side, something the real decade had, too. The happy mom, played by Joan Allen, is really an emotionally repressed woman, as shown, and she seeks out pleasure without her husband. There is an interesting inversion where Jennifer, now assuming the role of Mary Sue (more on that later), tells the mother about the birds and the bees, then teaches the art of self pleasure. Next thing you know, she does just that in the bath tub. This allows her to develop color, and falls for the fry cook that her son works for. All the while, the good father figures in the town are shown to be not be good as the colors begin to appear. First, they react with shock over such things as kids feeling things or women thinking (a man shows his shirt having a burn mark from when his wife got distracted). When Mr. Parker finds his wife and kids gone, he never asks, "is anyone home?" or frets about his family not being home (he doesn't even walk upstairs to find Jennifer studying). Instead, he says, "where's my dinner?"
    In the last, I know most people didn't expect men to cook their own meals when married, but even with that one would have to go through a suspension of disbelief. There are times men will cook; such as in the military when assigned KP (that's Kitchen Patrol, for anyone who doesn't understand military terms), or when they cook for a living like Mr. Johnson at the malt shop, and if men are living on their own they are likely to cook something for themselves, too. Handling the BBQ grill is also cooking. The idea that they get married so they wouldn't have to cook anymore is something I can't think of having any basis. The only reason Mr. Parker wouldn't cook his own meal has something to do with the show hyping up the popular image of men working and women cooking, itself commercialized after World War II, added with most working jobs making the men worn out that he often doesn't have enough energy to cook (which is something having both parents be breadwinners brings in that both often don't have the time or the energy to make supper at the end of the day, explaining the constant fast food take outs or frozen dinners of today), as well as a fact, women just make foods more delicious than men can. I am positive Parker could cook his own dinner, but the television tropes prohibit it, and the movie wants us to see him as a selfish guy who needs to check his privileges.
   Eventually, the town's fathers (get it?) decide to crack down on the loss of values that made the town great. First, they suggest the town do something about it. The result of that is the situation getting worse with the malt shop vandalized and books burned, signs saying "no coloreds" appear, while Betty gets sexually harassed by a couple of monochromatic youths. Betty is even given a sit down discussion by her husband, in a way that would come off as abuse outside of Pleasantville, while Betty now no longer feels shame at her colors that she refuses. Instead, she leaves him. The Mayor and the town's fathers (got it yet?) then decide to establish a set of rules to benefit everyone and make things pleasant again, but when they are read they seem to benefit the oppressors instead. So, David leads the rebellion of the youth and is brought to court over it, with the Mayor being both judge and jury, yet a passionate speech by David allows the whole town to become colorful, including its mayor.

    As a Catholic, I am aware of an underline motive of color coming into the black and white world of Pleasantville over the course of the movie, with characters suddenly becoming more human like in the process, which is easily interpreted as the celebration of the Fall. There is even a scene where Dave's date picks an apple from the tree and hands it to him to eat (not too subtle there). On the next day, Dave is called up by the TV Repairman, played by the late Don Knox, who is set up as though he were God (a gag on that comes where Jennifer moans "Oh God", and the Repairman comments on the way they are showing gratitude in an offended tone). He calls him out on how he and Jennifer have messed up the paradise and now they are coming home (basically, he intends to nip this one in the bud, wink wink), but Dave refuses. The irony was earlier he wanted play out his character role in the beginning while Jennifer refuses to be a "Mary Sue".
    Mary Sue is a character archetype introduced in Star Trek as someone, usually a woman, who has no flaws and is able to do things with perfect ease. It's become very common lately. So, to see that the daughter is named Mary Sue sort of makes it a joke.
    I am positive feminists will note Jennifer's story arc, where she starts out by refusing to be Mary Sue, often rebelling against the norms of the sitcom, yet only in embracing her role as Mary Sue does she actually become empowered. I have noted how in her date with Skip, we get a shy, nice guy, who is good looking in her eye, who only gets upset at the thought of noting dating her, while paying her compliments that are not about her body (David even tells Jennifer that no boy notices her breasts in Pleasantville), though it came come off as placing her on a pedestal. Yet, Jennifer takes control of the date by suggesting they leave the malt shop early, and head up to lovers' lane. Skip admits this is sudden, as most couples don't go up there unless they had been pinned awhile, and Jennifer decides to not wait and seduces him. The devirginized Skip later goes on tells his pals about the date night, introducing the concept of sex to the teens and suddenly we see the 1950s hook-up culture. By then, Jennifer is in Skip's arm constantly, until the book reading fad catches on and she becomes interested in D.H. Lawrence. In her embracing of Mary Sue, she puts on a sweater and her glasses, both of which are almost never sexualized. Then she turns down Skip's date to study. Skip eventually is seen among the conservatives and tries to burn her book, basically turning him into Gaston in the process. So, Jennifer dumps him and kicks him in the groin, and is never seen getting her hooks on a man after. And she finally gets her colors by rejecting sex for the book. Finally, she decides to go to college in the show instead of going home, thus showing she has become Mary Sue.
    Dave, on the other hand, has the arc of going into Pleasantville to escape reality, only to become the rebel leader. He one by one gets people to change, ending with his television father, and the mayor. In fact, Dave was changing the town earlier, though without any intention to it; first by almost not letting Skip date Jennifer, then telling Johnson he can make adjustments on his activities. He puts out a fire and becomes a hero, which gets the eye of Margaret, who bakes him cookies. He does refuse them twice, but eats them in the end, and asks her out on a date, all of which are against the plot. It's by this point, we can see that Dave is no longer doing right, and is thinking with his other head (wink wink), until he gets the shouting at from the TV repairman, and goes back to doing right by continuing to change the place.
    I found the shooting script of Pleasantville online, and in it one finds that the TV Repairman was originally to be Dick Van Dyke in repairman clothes. Why they didn't get him to play the role? I have no idea. Maybe some problems with the payment negotiations, I guess. I don't really know. Not only that, the Repairman had more scenes, and not just be someone who shows up once and then is only spoken to on the television. He actually visits Dave / Bud in the jailhouse, demanding the remote, and Dave refuses to hand it over. Of course, they cut the part out, along with the cast change, and basically redid the scene where George Parker visits his "son" in the cell and they have a talk. Personally, I like this better, as it gives Dave the closest thing to a father-son moment (he has only his real mom at home). The original scene, on the other hand, confirms the whole Fall from Grace undertone that Joseph Schimmel in his Hollywood's War On God brings up (he doesn't start talking about it until about one hour and nineteen minutes in). In the end, the authority figures are either converted to the good side or ousted, like the Mayor chooses to flee instead of facing reality (making him, in a sense, Dave's foil, as the latter watched the show to escape instead of facing reality). The residents of Pleasantville gather outside the courtroom and enjoy a brave new (and beautiful) world with its rich colors. While Jennifer goes to college, Dave goes home and closes his arc by switching the television off. Nothing is done elsewhere. The TV Repairman even smiles and drives away in the end, as if he intended this to happen the whole time. At the same time, we are left wondering where the town will go from here. The final shot where Betty and George speak of that and not knowing anything about it, then revealing Johnson in Parker's place saying he doesn't know either, raises a lot of questions that need answering. Far too many to list, however.
    Another thing is how it desensitizes the sin glorification by using familiar images. Besides color, we see a shot of books being burned a la Nazi book burnings (they even use footage and manage to hide the swastikas), the destruction of the malt shop to be akin to vigilante groups going after people with AIDS as well as the Night of the Broken Glass in Nazi Germany, signs saying "No Coloreds" (an ironic play on the meaning, since there aren't any people of color in Pleasantville, while the colorizing of people in a black and white world makes them the literal definition) to remind the viewer of the segregation that was common in the time, and the courtroom scene having it set up like the courtroom scenes in To Kill a Mockingbird, while Dave goes into a speech not too different from Brady's speech in Inherit the Wind. While stories as allegories can present something controversial, but disguise it as something else so it wouldn't be attacked, is common, the way Pleasantville does it has a sinister component to it. It implies that sin is good and knowledge making, and those who oppose sin are no better than all the evil people in history. Thus, it uses this Fall from Grace motif to attack the nostalgia of the fifties.

   Pleasantville bombed when it came out, only gained a cult following since it was aired frequently on television. If there is a legacy, it's the fact it marked a turning point to the nostalgic look back to the 1950s, which had been lasting since the Seventies. For people seeing all the horrors of that decade, there were people who longed for a simpler time that came with the Fifties, something that many in the Fifties had also thought of for the pre-World War II era (1900s, 1910s, 1920s). This was what made American Graffiti such a success in 1974, and Grease in 1978, as well as the show Happy Days being such a hit. The song "American Pie" cites the plane crash that killed three Rock stars in 1959 as the death of the innocence of Rock n Roll, the music forever associated with the decade, thus saying another type of innocence died as well. Through the Seventies and Eighties, finally the Nineties, this nostalgia lasted with the Fifties treated as source for fantasies (mostly to white Americans, since there is rarely anything to cater African Americans or other minorities in these scenarios). Pleasantville arrived as Hollywood was making a turning away from that rosy picture and began to show less pleasant sides of the Fifties. October Sky came out a year later to feature a pair of teenage boys learning rocketry while in the largely backwoods West Virginia with the father of one embodying the tyrannical father figure of the decade. The show Boy Meets World had an episode of Cory seeing the Fifties and being accused of being a spy for Russia. Those are just a few examples, but it continued on in the Millennium where the Fifties was now shown as something of a worse time in comparison to the present, as almost everything connected to it would feature racism, sexism, paranoia, and suppression of individualism.
    Today, the Seventies are in the nostalgia lens, though it's taking a while for it change, as with the Eighties, and already are some of the nostalgia of the Nineties are being challenged in a few places. One day, we will see that with this current decade (imagine the embarrassment of future generations to hear of a time when people always got emotional over problems instead of rationally solving them, while coming up with all sorts of ramblings of the evils of the world; someone might one day find the man bun and the pixie cut as down right weird one day and ask, "what were those people thinking then?"). Now, maybe they'll have a better way of addressing it in the future.

Thursday, July 19, 2018

That 70s Review and Commentary Part 1


  How do you do, 

  Star Wars. Bean bags. Lava lamps. Mood rings. Bell-bottom pants. Afro Hairs. Farrah Fawcett. Disco.
   A couple of things people think of when they think of the 1970s. For Americans, the 1970s is a time in US history where things were topsy turvy, if not strange. This is after the 1960s where we saw so much turmoil and shocking sights to our image as a stable democracy* and champion of liberty. Now it's the "Me Decade", the period of sex, drugs, and rock n roll, when all the good things of the fifties are forgotten, when everything is being challenged, and when it seemed there was nothing to do about it. The Civil Rights era saw the break down of the Jim Crow, but there is no sign of improved race relations anywhere (and this was before society opted a more color blind approach that worked until recently). Women's lib opened doors for women in the new century, but the Equal Rights Amendment was in the works and doomed to fail while women lost all respect for objectification (cue the Maddie & Tae song). We had also gotten out of Vietnam, with many sore egos and dissolution to follow (we left the Southeast Asia to fall to Communism, after all). Gas became scarce and prices went up, while the nation was aware of the pollution to the point of going more eco-friendly after seeing fires in rivers. We also had a president resign. 
    The 1970s was a time period not too different from the 2010s where the younger generation is more technology addicted and having cases of being smarter than the older one, yet can't seem to do simple actions or are busy using that intelligence to question the need for authority figures. At the same time, there are people who are wanting illegal substances, definitions of gender are being remade, the traditional courtship ritual replaced by a hook up culture, we saw a controversial war that was overseas end with us withdrawing; even the fact that on both decades a republican is in office is not to be forgotten, though it seems an inverse of the Seventies where the republicans were in office at the start and were replaced by a democrat, whereas we have a democrat replaced by a republican now (though plenty of Nixon imitators have happened). There are plenty of things different from the 1970s, of course, and I am not talking about the technology wise (though vinyl records are making a comeback, but not cassette tapes?). 
    I was not born in, nor grew up in the 1970s. I did those after, so I was like some European peasant who walked by the Roman ruins and saw evidence of a mighty civilization, without actually experiencing it. The Viewmaster, the cassette tapes, the VCR, and disco tunes were still done in the 1980s, while newer gadgets and toys were in the house. I also remember music being played on the archive reels at home, which is a far cry from the playlist on the ipod we have today (you couldn't carry the thing everywhere you went) and the TV was not made of plasma. My parents were in college in the seventies, so they saw some of it. People of their age and younger (the cut off point will be those born in 1978) had plenty of memories of laughter and tears of the decade, unless they were doped up or drunk from all the drugs and drinks during the keg parties. Some of the best shows on television, which air endlessly on TV Land and Hallmark first aired at this time: Dallas, Dukes of Hazard, Little House on the Prairie, The Waltons, to name a few. This was the decade of horror flicks, with the slasher films becoming common, beginning with The Exorcist and Halloween to Carrie and The Omen, and Alien. Besides Star Wars, classic movies like The Godfather, Rocky, Grease, Jaws, Close Encounters With the Third Kind, and Superman (which turned forty this year) are products of the decade while literature saw the arrival of John Updike, Steven King, William Styron, Alice Walker, and Peter Benchley, who all chose to return to the old fashioned ways of storytelling instead of focusing on so much on sex and violence. This was the decade Alex Haley published The Roots.
   The memories of the decade, to an entire generation (two generations if we add in the Baby Boomers), included those movies and books, television shows and games, the good stuff and the tragedies, plus a few examples of flawed leadership, were preserved and kept on as everyone came of age in the 1980s. Then came the 1990s with a completely changed world. Nixon's war on drugs continued with new studies on the effects of drugs on people, though in a newer tone. Board games are being replaced by computer games, the thriller films replacing some of the bleak films of the past (and CGI effects were making movies look more pristine than before, if not more fake), and the AIDS scare has put a damper on sex while a hook up culture has sprung up. At the same time, what seemed like progress in the Seventies now became baby steps in comparison: black men were taking on places of power, while women were doing the same. Also, ghosts of the 1970s were being resurrected in the 1990s. The Lewinsky Scandal was the Watergate of my generation, while the OJ Simpson trials exposed the deeper seated racism in a country that had black men in power, and it seemed the generational gap was just as wide as before where the popular image has the parents wondering about their children who march to a different drum. This was the decade when gay children made headlines when they came out of the closet, with the Gay Culture being redefined and becoming normalized where same sex couples appeared on television and movies, and the decade ended with the tragic massacre at Columbine High. Though the arcade could still be found, a great many children were playing on Nintendo and game-boy at home, public places were becoming more smoke free, concerns of pollution replaced by global warming, and so many safety features required around children from seat belts to bicycle helmets. So, many Gen X'ers were looking back toward the 1970s, which they once believed was a low point in American history and now suddenly seemed another world; a Garden of Eden that they left long ago and now would prefer to return to. It's the same fever that came to Baby Boomers in the same decade and began to wax poetic about the 1950s, and some of my generation are doing the same with the 1980s and 90s (no doubt someone reading this has a pretty picture of the 2000s, also). 
   That sort of nostalgia was the genesis of the series known as That 70s Show. Following in the footsteps of the 1950s influenced Happy Days, plus the ABC TGIF line up night where Sabrina and Salem go from their show and see the others while taking each respected series to another decade (Sabrina went Sixties, Boy Meets World to the Forties, Teen Angel to the Seventies), That 70s Show takes the audience to the popular side of the decade and has characters live out their lives in the period. This period piece show is not really something like Mad Men of the Sixties, or like the upcoming family sitcom on ABC called The Kids Are Alright that also deals with growing up in the Seventies, coming out this fall, but rather a comedy skit, meaning jokes are played at the expense of the nostalgic picture the show is trying to present, making it seem that whatever rosy picture your parents had of the Seventies is all a big joke.

    The show takes place in Point Place, Wisconsin, which makes it differ from most shows that take place in either the Northeast or in the South, or even out west. The opening credits include the song "In the Street", though Season Two begins the more familiar rendition by Cheap Trick. The First Season seems weird with the opening, where the kids are jamming to the song in Eric's vista cruiser, and ends with the singers going "Oh Yeah!". The Second Season has different players playing the song and includes the "We're all alright!" chant at the end, while added space is given (both versions have Kelso screaming "Hello Wisconsin!"). Of course, that's just an excerpt of the song, just as Dawson's Creek gave us only an excerpt of "I Don't Wanna Wait" in the opening credits and not the whole thing. Just click here and you'll hear the whole song.
   The characters consist mostly of the teens and the adults. Eric Forman, played by Topher Grace, leads out the cast, along with Michael Kelso (Ashton Kutchner) and Stephen Hyde (Danny Masterson) -- the two boys who are often called by their last names, Kelso and Hyde -- plus Fez (Wilmar Valderrama), whose last name is never mentioned, and as the token minority, person of color in a mostly white cast, is a foreigner whose country is never mentioned, yet is hinted by his accent and and skin color (somewhere in the Caribbeans) as the guys. Eric has his close friend, later girlfriend, Donna Pinciotti (Laura Prepon), a red headed feminist girl who is said to be the strongest in the group, and Jackie Burkheart (Mila Kunis), basically Scarlet O'Hara and Verruca Salt merged into one, who dates Kelso. The group are at odds with the adults, consisting of Eric's parents, Red and Kitty (Kurtwood Smith and Debra Jo Rupp), Donna's parents, Bob and Midge (Don Stark and Tanya Roberts), plus Eric's sister, Laurie, Hyde's mom, Jackie's dad, and Fez's foster parents, plus whatever teacher of Point Place High who comes in.


   This review and commentary will cover the first two seasons. Season One features Eric and his friends going through 1976 and 1977, doing drugs in the basement while Eric and Donna go through the early stages of a relationship. However, the times are tough as Eric's father is losing hours at the plant and his mother is getting concerned of him getting big, yet Eric feels the need to prove that he is a man and goes into all sorts of attics to prove it so. Meanwhile, Jackie is dating Michael Kelso in a relationship that is taken to the next level, only to reveal it as shallow as they are.
   For the most part, the first two seasons of That 70s Show is about the show attempting to get its bearings straight. In Season One, we start somewhere in 1976 with the teens in the basement while the adults are having a party, clearly showing how the two groups are different worlds from each other. Eric is pressed into stealing some drinks from the adults, akin to Prometheus stealing fire from the gods, and he wins it out. Then, it seems Eric is rewarded in what is shown as a rite of passage by being given the keys to the vista cruiser (in case anyone has forgotten, this was before the remotes we have now and the push button ignition in cars).
  Basically, Eric's transition from boy to man is what kicks off the show, but there is so much confusion done. For the most part, Eric is coming of age with hardly to no respect whatsoever. He is not treated with respect in his family. His mother, Kitty, prefers to see him as the baby in the family. For example, in "Eric's Birthday", Kitty hosts a surprise party as though he were turning seven instead of seventeen. When someone gave Eric razors for a present, she grabs them away. Later, she fantasizes Eric wishing he begged her to stay as the kids are wild in the house without adult supervision. In season two, "Parents Find Out", she flips out at learning Eric is having sex with Donna, claiming her baby was defiled by "that red headed harlot", and spends days in bed, as though she lost someone. Eric's father, Red, has only two words to describe his only son, "dumb ass." Red is constantly referring to Eric as "the boy" or "dumb ass" over the course of the show, and threatening to put his foot in Eric's rear. In short, he's a bully to his son, who makes fun of him without mercy for most of the time, yet seems willing to come down on him when Eric tries to get him to stop. In "Streaking", when Eric makes a voice of opinion on politics, Red insults him by claiming he should use it for "Miss American speech." In "Battle of the Sexist", when Eric is bested by Donna in basketball, Red makes him do squat push ups to warm up for training, which only makes him too tired to play. He also is strict for the slightest infractions. In "Stolen Car", Red takes the keys to the Vista Cruiser away from Eric for "getting a purpler" which led to a small scratch. When Eric gets a job in "Eric's Burger Job", he doesn't consider it a real job because of the uniform. In many of the episodes, there are things Eric does that should have earned his respect, but in the start of the next episode it's back to before. "Streaking" is one where Eric helped out his dad when the latter is unable to ask the President his question, by streaking. Red practically thanks him for it, however it's all forgotten in the next episode. Finally, there's Laurie (played by Lisa Robin Kelly, who tragically died years after the show ended), Eric's older sister who is only sweet with her father while a terror to her brother and embarrassment to her mom. For her, Eric is basically a punch bag to insult and she could call on her father if Eric stood up for himself. Even his grandmother is hardly respectful of him, unless he is rubbing her feet, yet willingly trades him in for Fez.
    Besides his family, Eric's friends mistreat him in the show. The nickname his friends give him is Oppie, after the boy from The Andy Griffith Show, and have him get into trouble constantly in Season One. First was the pilot where they have him steal drinks. Then, for the show, it's Eric driving everyone around in the Vista Cruiser, which should have given Eric power, but does not. When Eric is made to ride in another car in "Stolen Car", he is shuffled into the back like he was second class. Whenever Eric gets in trouble, his friends bail on him and then talk of how he always gets in trouble (remarkably, he stays loyal to these creatures). Donna, one close friend and later girlfriend, seems the one friend to be respectful of him, but does tend to not take his opinions to value. When he shows concern of a guy hitting on Donna in "A New Hope", she gets mad at him, even when he is proven right. Rich girl Jackie, in a later episode, claims she doesn't see Eric as a guy, but as a "masculine girl." Even Bob, Donna's father, looks down his nose upon Eric after Donna gets on the pill.
    In short, Eric has to constantly prove to everyone that he is a man, which becomes a tough battle because the one episode story lines make it that everything reverts back to before in the next episode. Also, the degradation is done for laughs, which to some is akin to putting one in the point of view of the bully. Yet, Eric is something of an enabler in the way people treat him because he never once tells people to back off and call them out on it. Not at the start, anyway. Gradually, he begins to stand up for himself, which leads to trouble from Red, mostly (sort of inverting what we are taught that standing up to bullies will get them to back off).

    Eric's coming of age coincides with other events in the first two seasons. First, Red finds out his hours in the plant are being cut, gradually ended with the plant closed down by "A New Hope." In "The Best Christmas Ever", Red is forced to take a job with Bob. President Ford comes to town in "Streaking", though shown from the back and doing a tread mark stumbling. To clarify, President Gerald Ford did stumble from getting off Air Force One, but it was a one time event that mortified most. According to , he also got himself locked out of the White House while walking his dog. Eric gets a job in "Eric's Burger Job" in what looks like White Castle meets Wendy's. They find a keg for beer in "The Keg" and throw a party over it. The gang go out to see The Omen and Star Wars in the season (the season takes place from 1976 to 1977), Eric's grandmother visits after Thanksgiving ("Sunday Bloody Sunday") and then dies ("Grandma's Dead"). Jackie and Kelso have sex for the first time in "Stolen Car", have a pregnancy scare in "The Pill", after which they break up, leading to Kelso to date a girl named Pam Macy in "Prom Night" before they are reunited and are back together. Hyde crushes on Donna in most of the season, but gets a girlfriend in "Punk Chick". Season One ends with "Hyde Moves In" and "The Good Son", which play off as a remake of the Second Season finale to Boy Meets World, where the main boy invites his poor friend in after his parents split, though problems come up in the process. Except for Eric and Donna becoming a couple, Red's job loss, and Midge discovering feminism, Season One has no story arc and consists mostly of one episode story lines.
   Season Two continues with Hyde and Eric living in the same house, until "Laurie and the Professor" where Hyde moves into the basement. The issue of feminism splits the Pinciottis with Bob and Midge constantly trying to get Donna's favor. They split for a while, but get back together and renew their vows in "The First Time." As the title suggests, the same episode ends when Donna loses her virginity to Eric, and vice versa, making them one of the few television virgins to do the deed with another virgin. "The Afterglow" has them discussing the sex, with Donna feeling it wasn't like she thought it would be. However, they continue to couple up as long as they are together. "Parents Find Out" is when Red, Kitty, Bob, and Midge learn of what Donna and Eric were doing with the reactions you would expect: Kitty and Bob upset over it, Red still questioning them being adults, and Midge asking how it was. Kelso gets into a love triangle between Jackie and Laurie, which is shown in the opening credits of him between them in the car and glancing back and forth. He finally decides Jackie is the girl for him, but Laurie's good bye kiss is seen by Jackie, resulting in him losing both (hate it when television does that). The season also has stories over in one episode, like with a Halloween episode, one with Eric and Laurie deciding to not go to church, and Donna mooning. One that really stands out is "Laurie Moves Out", where Red finds out she is living in sin with a guy, and he reacts with great disappointment. Red has just found out Laurie was what Kitty and Eric saw her as, yet his reaction is treated as the lowest he could go just for having righteous anger about it, whereas Kitty and Eric get away with verbal jabs at her. Sad thing about the episode is Laurie could have reformed from that moment, but instead remains the she-devil upon returning home. In the same episode that Donna moons the world (all nudity censored away), Jackie and Hyde spend time together and Hyde gets arrested for holding drugs, taking the heat from Jackie. And, of course, Red learns of this (the drugs, not the sacrifice). Season Two's "Moon Over Point Place" has the ending where the main cast get into the circle time set up and shake their bottoms at the camera.


   The show tackles authority issues of the teens in a few episodes, largely consisting of the adults versus teenagers battles. The adults are only shown through Red and Kitty Foreman and Bob and Midge Pinciotti for the most part while everyone else are background characters who show up only once or twice. The teen rebellion against the adults happens from episode one with Eric crashing the party his parents are hosting and then driving to an out of town concert. In "Streaking", we see a clip also of the principal going into a speech about the president's arrival, coming across as patriotic drivel, where in an attempt to discourage anything bad, the boys get an idea on it. In some episodes, like "The Keg", the adults do respond and come down on the teens, but even without it, we see the same themes of the teen movies: the teenage rebellion is never conquered. Red could punish everyone all he can, and so can everyone else, but in the end the teens' spirit is never broken and they will try again on another day. One thing to catch in Season One is while the teens are part of the "Me Generation", the adults are shown to be just as selfish and self centered as the kids. In "Sunday Bloody Sunday", Kitty and Red join them in the basement because they don't want deal with Grandma Foreman. The previous episode even had them pretending to not hear the phone ring when she calls. The set up is basically the hypocritical "do as I say, not as I do" stance of the adults. In fact, Kitty actually says it in "Eric Gets Suspended" where she lights a cigarette in full view of Eric and Donna. In Season Two's "Kelso's Serenade", Kitty brings Laurie and Red to visit Aunt Pearl, something no one in the family likes, including Aunt Pearl herself. In the end of the episode, Kitty only hopes people would see her when she goes to a retirement home.
    The other adults include Jackie's father, who shows up early for the town's republicans, and then disappears, and Hyde's mother, who is first heard as a foreshadow to Howard's Mom from The Big Bang Theory, later revealed to be something akin to Lunch lady Doris from The Simpsons, played by Katey Sagal (with plenty of jabs are the lack of hygiene awareness in the cooking), who also disappears. Unlike Mr. Burkhart, Mrs. Hyde abandons Hyde as does his father, leaving him alone.  Finally, there's Fez's foster parents, who only appear in "Drive In", yet are mentioned by Fez as being judgmental about him, from his music likes, his choice of friends, to his wearing of cologne. From this, parents are either present and tyrannical and hypocritical, or they are absent, never somewhere in between.
    The one adult in the show that the teens really could relate to, who had any staying power in the show, is Leo, a lovable, yet senile, hippie, played by Tommy Chong. The last first appears in Season Two. He comes in largely to hang with the kids and pass some words of wisdom, that hardly mean much, and they are okay with it (mocking the values dissonance where a man like Leo would have been seen as a creep by everyone if he were doing the same today).
    Though the tone of the show is liberal, a few things that seem conservative for the sake of comedy do show up. For one, the most stable family just happens to be the Formans, despite the members being totally opposite of each other. Kitty and Red are pretty much conservative, with Kitty embracing her role as a house wife while taking part time as a nurse when Red's hours are cut. This puts them at odds with their children who are liberal. In the meantime, Bob and Midge, plus Donna, embrace some of the liberal politics and it leads to their family becoming strained until it breaks up in Season Two. At first, Midge and Donna disagree on being a woman in the era of ERA, but things change over time. Of course, there is a slant in what one would call straw-man argument in the show where the one adult woman who supports feminism just happens to be a blonde bimbo, while the traditional housewife is the more down to earth sort, which really could be offensive to some (which explains why they made Donna the voice of feminism for the most part while Kitty becomes irrational in later seasons).
   The feminism is brought on the teens, also, shown through Jackie and Donna. Donna becomes a feminist, largely in her lack of femininity and her rebellion against gender roles, which makes Jackie out to be the traditional girl, and she happens to be a spoiled rich girl. The fourth episode brings in the issue of sexism in the accurately titled "Battle of the Sexist", which The List included in their article "Misogynistic 90s TV moments that'll make you cringe"[1]. Eric is shown to not be athletic in comparison to the tomboyish Donna. It gets illustrated how humiliated he feels by showing shots of him in a dress, while Donna is pressured by her mom to let Eric win. Tons of things come from this moment, one it shows some of the sexism of the times where it's considered mature if a woman put aside her principles and let men feel all big and great. As a man, I will say I never get an ego boost or anything when women try something like that. I'll go into this more in a later part.
    As to the show's content, it's very secular. Only two episodes in the first two seasons feature church going, with one of them focusing on religion, "Holy Crap." In the episode, Eric claims that having lost his virginity there was nothing to pray for, something I disagree with. Non-virgins can still be religious as virgins can, and plenty of men of the cloth previously lost it before they had their calling. For example is St. Augustine, who fathered a child out of wedlock before he was Bishop of Hippo, but he changed his ways over time, hence why he is canonized a saint. This is never brought up in the episode, since the Formans are depicted as protestant (the Pinciottis being Catholic isn't brought up until later), however it falls back on the familiar television trope: the mom being a regular church goer who pushes her family to go every Sunday, the dad taking church with indifference while focusing on sports (Red practically admits to losing his faith during a war, but only goes to set an example, and mostly asking for God to let his favorite team win, and making his children go to church anyway), and the children whining about how church going is bad. Since Laurie is portrayed as a slut, who hits on Pastor Dave later on, and Eric is in rebellion, the whole thing is treated with approval by the show, especially when they give out reasons to not go, and you can read them out in this link. Steven Hyde is shown to have no need for religion in this simple speech:
 While I respect the Judæo-Christian ethic, as well as the Eastern philosophies and, of course, the teachings of Muhammad, I find that organized religion has corrupted those beliefs to justify countless atrocities throughout history. Were I to attend church, I'd be a hypocrite.[2]. 
    When he gives the said speech, the audience cheers approval. Later on, he teaches Jackie the art of Zen, though there is never anything deep given other than maintaining calm when talking to others. During their circle time, Hyde even brings up a variant of "Could [God] make a rock so heavy that even He couldn't lift it?" (took me some effort to type that down.) I will say I always hate questions like that, as well as "how many angels could stand on a pin head?" They are stupid questions that, for all I know, are designed to shut someone up and ensnare them from their faith while they sort the question out. Besides, the variant used is very perverted. The same scene also has him quoting Nietzsche while claiming Time Magazine said so. Leo claims to have met God on a bus, who gave him a pretzel and told him the meaning of life, but since Leo is a senile, doped up hippy, it's treated as delusion. And, of course, Kitty has a dream where she and her family are damned because they didn't go to church together (which doesn't have Biblical basis) while the Pinciottis go into Heaven via a bribe to the angels (once again, no Biblical basis). Finally, in "Drive In", we meet Fez's foster parents, portrayed as religious people who believe they could hear a message from the Devil in rock music (a claim that was common at the time).
    I could go on with the way the show treats religion, especially Christianity, but it would make this blog too long. Will conclude that if you have a problem with the secular view of the world in this show, then this is not the show for you. In the next part, we'll get more into the themes and issues brought up in That 70s Show.


* see "Food For Thought: Republic vs Democracy."

1. Bell, Amanda June. "Misogynistic 90s TV moments that'll make you cringe." The List. https://www.thelist.com. 2018. (assessed online in 2018.)

2. "Holy Crap" (1999) retrieved imbd, 2018.

Saturday, July 7, 2018

Going Twenty: Armageddon


    How do you do, 

    Before I get too deep, I'll tell y'all a story about the song and two weddings. I knew the groom from college, we were in Circle K together, and he once dated another woman who was into this movie. The said woman lost her father long ago, and has a mother and a stepfather, which explains the relations to it. Now, she and my friend broke up earlier in the decade and married another. The bride lost her mother also. I do not know how much she was into the movie, but I will say at the wedding, which I attended, they played the song "Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" at the reception. Even today, the bride still remembers her mom and she gave a moment of memory for her at the reception. In a connection, I would hear this song again in another wedding, which happened in May of 2017. This time, it was the groom who lost a parent (his father) and the song was played prior to the main part of the reception, but I did tell others I knew it was almost twenty years old (we heard "My Heart Will Go On" which was twenty years old). It does seem strange to think of the song connected to the loss of a parent, especially as it sounds more like a man singing about how he enjoys every moment with his lover, never wanting to miss it. Could it be that it was sung by Steve Tyler, whose daughter is in the movie? I don't know. What I do know is the song is connected the movie and thus is connected to the loss of a parent, which is where I get to the movie. 

   The film's plot is a large asteroid, similar to the one that may have killed the dinosaurs, is heading for earth and it's going to hit within eighteen days of sighting. With lack of time for a proper defense, it would seem everyone would prepare for the End of the World in any form possible. Not really. NASA creates a plan to send a team of oil drillers to drill holes into the rock, shove in explosives, and destroy the asteroid before it hits. Might be easy, but problems happen along the way that add more tension, several of the drillers turned astronauts are killed, and some equipment destroyed, and it almost seems that they are going to fail.
    There are a few things to mention. In the key point of the movie, the President of the United States, who has no name, gives a speech to the world, during which he says, "the Bible calls this day 'Armageddon', the end of all things." It's false, however. Armageddon comes from the the Israeli name Meggido, the place where in the Book of Revelations, after the sixth angel pours his vial upon the Euphrates river, the Devil's side gathers all humanity to wage war against God and His followers, after which the seventh vial is poured[1]. It's not really the end of all things, but a climatic battle fought in the named area that is followed by scenes great destruction, ending with the Devil imprisoned for a thousand years. Meddido has been a battlefield three times in history, two of which happened centuries before Jesus of Nazareth walked the earth, while the third happened one hundred years ago, this September. In each case, the defender did witness the end of his world (in the third's case, this was the end of the Ottoman Empire's rule over the Holy Land). This perhaps has something to do with the misconception.
   Not only that, the connection is lost when the President adds that Man has something dinosaurs lacked, the technology to prevent his demise. And they pull through, after losses of brave men and equipment, with earth allowed to live another day. Destroying an asteroid, or deflecting it, doesn't really count as "preventing Armageddon" in my opinion. If anything the characters have only removed one hazard to all life on earth, yet we have others to deal with. We still have to curb pollution in the world, come up with alternatives to fossil fuels and reduce the carbon footprint connected to global warming, find a way to feed what will one day be eight billion people on this planet, handle the rampant diseases that have broken out, and so on. All of these are threats to humanity that the human race hasn't been able to triumph over, and yet the movie us trying to stop a rock from hitting the planet. No doubt, we are trying to create something to deflect or destroy such rocks, but that technology is years away. In the meantime, we have astronomers around the globe watching the sky and they have told us of many threatening space objects zooming through. One or two of them have been predicted to come near us in ten years, though the chances of an impact have slackened with each new calculation made as the day gets nearer. Unlike in the movie, most of these lethal asteroids can be detected long before they can hit, unlike the actual Armageddon that will come to us "as a thief in the night."
   In the meantime, there is something that came from the movie where when the news of the asteroid is released, all of humanity is suddenly united and looking up. Only when word comes that there was critical failure in the mission does civilization begin to break down. Yet, when the good guys pull through, there is global rejoicing and one could only hope that sense of unity could last long, even knowing that it will not. 

   It does have an impressive cast. I mean, we get the new Batman kissing up to Arwen, much to John McLane's disapproval; the last leads a team of drillers consisting of Coach Bill Yoast, Lightning McQueen, John Coffey, and Mr. Pink, while NASA is headed by Sling Blade guy (he calls it a Kaiser blade, mmm hmm), with Lucius Malfoy supplying the world saving solution, and Dr. Falicier is that four star Air Force general to represent the government. Rounding things our are Eric Slates and Slippery Pete. (I bet you got a real kick out of reading this paragraph.) Here's something you might not know, the movie is directed by the same man who brought us Transformers (2000s, live action, not the animated ones from the 1980s) and J.J. Abrams, later director of the Star Trek movies and Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens, was screenwriter.
   The Old Glory appears frequently in the movie, adding a sense of it becoming patriotic. It is an American film, after all, but we do see internationals involved. Truman mentions working with French, Russian, and Japanese space agencies, for one. Lev Andropov, the Russian cosmonaut on what is supposed to be the Mir is the token minority, to whom non-Americans can relate to. He certainly boasts of becoming a hero and actually does so by the end of the movie (though why he wasn't killed off is beyond me. I mean, his character is reduced to scenary after the asteroid is destroyed and we see nothing of him and his people brought up in the celebration).
    Early in the movie, we see a dog attack a Godzilla toy, an obvious shout out to Godzilla, which came out that year (making one think there was a competition between Michael Bay and Roland Emmerich) and had plenty of shout outs. I didn't mention this with Godzilla but the movies from 1990s sometimes had a Godzilla shout out of their own, that now seem silly today, usually with Japanese characters running from a monster and saying something like "This is why I left Japan." As a clever shout out to Emmerich's other movies, a black taxi driver claims that anything could happen in New York, thus foreshadowing the destruction (some of it is dated now, especially realism in wake of the 9/11 attacks). We also hear plenty of mentions to Star Wars in a few scenes ("Have you ever heard of Evil Keenvil?" "No, I never saw Star Wars.") The way Harry Stamper goes after AJ with a gun makes one think of some bad flick on mountain people while his oil drilling empire is basically Dallas for blue collared men. Rockhound even quotes Star Trek at one point. The list of references goes on.
     On theme that ties in the story is Stamper's relationship with his daughter and his men. In her, he is the father, while almost like a father to his men. The reason in the latter is he knows how to take care of them and prefers to work with his boys than with strangers. When each dies on the asteroid, he gets upset like any real father would over the loss of his children. His daughter, Grace, is raised as a tomboy, apparently, yet has a college education, possibly a masters in business, which elevates her above the roughnecks, yet she dates A.J. over some CEO sort, which Stamper really hates. It basically adds in a story like that of The Man From Stony River where a stubborn old man has a daughter seeing a younger protege who constantly tries to prove himself a man in the older man's eyes. Unlike in that one, A.J. doesn't seem to do so until he returns from being supposedly dead and having the bomb, but doesn't get to blow it up. Instead, Stamper tells A.J. to take care of his daughter and blows the rock up instead. At the same time, we see Chick Chappal, a divorced father like Stamper, who visits his estranged wife and son once to smooth things over. His wife tells the boy he is only a sells man out of shame, but when they find him on the mission, all hostility ends, and the boy greets his father as a hero in the end, which to me is one of the best subplots in the movie. Stamper even uses an emotional appeal to another father, Colonel Sharp, when asking for one night off before they leave earth, since Sharp would want to spend time with his little girls. In the end, Stamper even reconciles with his daughter via video chat before meeting his end. Considering how the movie reflects the challenges of being a father, I could have done this in June, but it wasn't planned out that way.

    The movie does have some flaws, not just scripture but also scientific. Of course, I don't have to give an example. Plenty have done that already. Still, it makes a good movie that is built on entertainment. Sometimes, realism is not necessary, since movies are to be entertaining and not realistic.


[1]. Revelations. 16:16. 

Monday, June 18, 2018

Going Twenty: Saving Private Ryan



   How do you do,

[This was put off awhile via distraction, so it may seem too late to discuss Saving Private Ryan, but it was already selected for June and it has to be posted. I apologize for the delay.]

   On June 06, 1944, the Allied forces launch the historic invasion of Normandy, initiating the liberation of France. If this was a review and commentary for The Longest Day, I'd add a dedication to the 4414 British and American soldiers, plus companies of supporting Allied soldiers, who fell on the beaches of Normandy and the 1000 soldiers of the German Army lost in their fight for their homeland in another country, plus the millions of others who would fight on for the duration of June. Though this is a different movie, I will say this entry is for the men on both sides in this battle, even if the movie might not be.

    I'll be brief in this one since you can guess what Saving Private Ryan centers on. It uses the D-Day landings as the kick off to the plot line that has no bearing what so ever on the landings. Instead, it's a film about a rescue mission to bring the surviving brother home. Tom Hanks leads off as Captain Miller, a remarkable transformation from his role as Forrest Gump. Miller is shown to be simply someone who has no caring about the war or the mission, only his returning home. "I don't know much about Ryan, I don't care. The man means nothing to me," he says at one point, "But if...going to Remelle, and finding him so he can go home, earns me the right to get back with my wife, well then, then that's my mission."[1] His men are of the same mind. We got a devoutly religious sniper who believes his talents are meant to kill Hitler, not rescue a fellow GI. Several of the other men consider Ryan nothing but "an asshole", as well. Even when they find Ryan, it's not with celebration. More of the feeling that they got what they came for and they would like to get back to business.
  The movie is very violent. The first twenty minutes of the movie depict the beach landings at Omaha in such a manner that it was reported a large number of US veterans dealing with PTSD (I don't know about the foreign counterparts, may be the same) went into intensive therapy [2]. If you have a problem with it, you can skip it on the video, which was something no one could do back in 1998. Besides the scenes of men cut up, burned, or even have their stomachs opened up, the violence continues with depictions of actions that are considered war crimes, something one Youtube reviewer used to argue that the movie condones them, if not outright genocide[3]. This last is supported by the fact the German Army is depicted largely as a faceless entity, apart from a few soldiers. From that same video, there was a deleted scene of Steamboat Willie aiding the Americans by lying to his comrades of their presence (which is basically grounds for betrayal of his own country). Even the scenes with the tiger tank turns a mere machine into an unstoppable monster that is only slain via Deus ex machina. We are also shown a hand to hand fight between one German soldier and two Americans, ending with him stabbing the second of the two with his knife, while two Americans shoot surrendering Germans (who were actually Czechs) and making silly remarks about what they said. They didn't give this movie an R rating for nothing, people. Like you would expect, besides the violence, the movie is heavy in profanity (practically borderline blasphemy) and cussing coming out of the soldiers.
    The last is part of what I consider one of the most realistic portrayals of the US servicemen of any time period. It's almost like the way Paul Russel had it in his book, Boys' Crusade, showing the soldiers were not demi-gods as Tom Brokaw made them out to be, but simply young men with selfish desires and goals, no different from any other generation of young men, yet were all put into this war that changed their lives. The realism of that is one of the few pluses with the movie. Another is despite the carnage, it does have an upbeat side to it. The movie also imitates Titanic with the prologue and epilogue taking place in the site of the event while an older man from today remembers his role in the story. Where Rose's story takes it time to open up, Ryan's is quicker, as though to show how things are done in war (despite the fact that the younger Ryan doesn't even show up until near the end of the movie). There is something good with the lack of showing of Private Ryan until near the end as it invokes tension, where back and forth narratives between the group and Ryan would basically break the suspense. I also find the climatic battle built up well, where we are told what's coming and we get the waiting, just like how the soldiers get to wait while the enemy approaches, getting louder and louder until the tigers are visible. Now, the payoff comes in seeing the nail biting suspense on if they would hold off the Germans or lose the bridge, which gets broken by the Deus ex machina I mentioned.
     Saving Private Ryan has positives and negatives that have been handled already. The history may not be good, apart from the violence, but it takes more than violence to show accuracy. You can have a historically accurate movie that is not graphically violent. In legacy wise, Saving Private Ryan is noted for the opening scene, mostly, and its debatable story line, yet it has produced a list of clones for the rest of the decade: Enemy at the Gates, The Thin Red Line, and Wind Talkers for World War II, Saving Jessica Lynch for the Iraq War, just to name a few. In each, the opening scene is about the hero side army charging the enemy that is entrenched, and getting butchered in the process, someone winds up behind the enemy lines, and there's often a rescue mission to bring a soldier home.

[1] Saving Private Ryan. Steven Spielberg, DreamWorks Pictures. 1998.
[2] Vaughan, Donald, The Everything World War II Book. Adams Media Corporation. Avon, Massachusetts. 2002.
[3] Collective Learning. "KILLING PRIVATE KRAUT - How Saving Private Ryan promotes war crimes analysis", Youtube. Youtube October 26, 2006. web, June 18, 2018.  

Sunday, May 20, 2018

Wishbone and the Amazing Odyssey Analysis.



   How do you do, 

   For the first review of a computer game, I chose one from my childhood that I played endlessly from grade six onward. Wishbone and the Amazing Odyssey was a game for Windows 95, produced by Palladium in 1996 (making this twenty-two years old, but since I have other things turning twenty the nostalgia won me over for this entry), featuring Wishbone, the famous Jack Russell terrier pup with a big imagination. Wishbone had a television series already, on the verge of being renewed for another season when the game came out, and a series of books that either featured a plot of Wishbone and his human friends encountering a situation similar to a book he read, or there's be a book that is based on the classic work done in a format for children to read. I once had two of the latter, one of them being The Odyssey by Homer (which became one of my favorite stories when I was twelve years old). Wishbone had played Odysseus once, in the episode of the series called "Homer Sweet Homer", though it covered only a small part of a larger drama.
    For background, Homer's epic, The Odyssey was composed more than two thousand years ago, in Ancient Greece, as the story of the return of Odysseus as ruler of Ithaca. Much of known story is told in flashback by Odysseus himself, with the greater part dealing of his son, Telemachus, searching for him and the two returning to remove pestering suitors to Penelope, Odysseus' wife. As with any epic from Ancient Greece, the gods play a role in this one, with supportive Athena and Poseidon opposing the hero, plus several characters of mythical origin like a cyclops, a group of giants, and a witch, plus a journey into the Underworld. When we think of such epics that have all that, we might be thinking of recent fantasy works like The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and even Star Wars, but The Odyssey predated them all. Along with its prequel, The Iliad, The Odyssey has held an enduring power in as the adventure story of a generation, which is still felt with each passing generation, inspiring many clones and imitations, like the Roman poet, Virgil, doing his with The Anaied, to the film O Brother, Where Art Thou? in which the setting is placed in Depression Era South. So, this game is basically one of the latest retellings. 
     As an eleven year old boy upon first playing it, I found it marvelous and exciting. Now that I am a man, having read Homer a lot and some critical works on his poems, I know there were a few things changed in the game, but it hasn't lost its attraction in the slightest degree. 

    The game set is simple. Wishbone is showing the viewer the virtual library and a new computer called the Electronic Pictographic Interactive Combopulator, (or EPIC 3000), which is supposedly something like the old VCR for books (twenty years later, we have books on computers and tablets, yet we still don't have something like that). It's never explained how it works, just shown with Wishbone putting in a book and the scanners bring up the image on the screen. Yet, when Wishbone has some trouble, he tries to get his copy of Homer out, only to wind up inside the computer. Now, Wishbone is inside the computer, animated, and placed in the role of Odysseus, and it's up to the player to get Wishbone out by playing the epic. 
    As a computer game, certain liberties to the plot are taken, just like with Dune did a few years prior with its material, the namesake book by Frank Herbert and the movie. Because many details of the Fall of Troy are not in the epic, there is not much done for the Troy scene, other than get Wishbone on the boat and shove off. The character Eurylocus, who only appeared in two books (chapters) is expanded upon as something of a lazy sailor who has to be made into helping Wishbone out. At least, he is kept his character of the epic in his cowardliness. The Lotus Eaters part is dropped and the journey goes straight to the Island of the Cyclops, where there is an out of place temple of Athena with a broken statue. Athena is given a larger role as well, appearing early in the epic and she gives Wishbone her Palladium (in case anyone didn't know, another name for Athena was Pallas), to which a hint will come when clicked on (three times, to be exact, but it's advised not to overuse it), and to tell Eurylocus to get his butt in gear at one point. 
    Great care to keep it child friendly is another thing in the game. The Cyclops, Polythemus, is made a little more comical and his eating of crewman made less graphic (though still done on the screen). The game is a choose-your-own adventure set up, and one path leads to trouble. In this case, chose to let the Cyclops nap after drinking some wine until he wakes up will lead to him eating everyone up, which is covered by a black out. By the same token, if the real name is given and the other cyclopses arrive, another black out is done to hide those neighbors crushing the Cyclops' tormentors. In the epic, Odysseus and his men make a spear and drive it into the Cyclops' eye, which is too violent for children. So, Wishbone puts a blue carpet over his head, which some how hurts the Cyclops' eye and renders him blind (yet the Cyclops never thinks of pulling the blanket off). This is just the beginning, of course. When on the Island of Circe's, Aeaea, we don't see Wishbone turned into a pig, if one doesn't get the right flower on. The same with Elphenor's death being done off camera, or the eating of crewmen by Scylla. When one chooses to let the men eat the cows, we are also spared of the butchering of the cattle, instead shown the bones and men clutching their full stomachs. Even in times when Wishbone is killed, it's done in a way to not scare the kids too much and even give a chance to revive him (but declining that chance ends the game). Remarkably, the setting of Hades is kept it's dark side with even the Palladium not working at one point (plus the scary noises to remind one what Tartarus is about).
   Other changes are less scary. Circe is shown to be somewhat seductive, yet helpful. I like Wishbone's reaction to her being a witch (if possible, I'd have a meme of Hermione Granger rolling her eyes at what he said). Then comes Tiresias, the Blind Prophet, who comes off as a gramps caricature in a tunic with a staff and Agamemnon is shown to be a bored spirit who turned his fame making war into a game (kind of like if President Grant decided to do the same with the Civil War). Even Calypso is shown to be depressed and pitiful, which makes her seem needy at one point. In a strange inversion to mythology, Agamemnon awards Wishbone with a coin after being defeated, which he should have given to Charon upon entering the Underworld. Telemachus doesn't do any traveling in the game. If anything, his and his mother's roles are the ones reduced in the game. Even Poseidon appears early in the journey, instead of late, which actually works as a plot point (I can't figure out why he waited years before confronting Odysseus about how his son, the Cyclops, was hurt). The god's anger at Odysseus becomes the plot point of the epic in the game and basically makes the odyssey possible. 
    Besides the characters, the plot line is changed so one can visit Calypso's island of Ogygia before the Island of Thrinachia, thus showing Scylla and Charybdis as the obstacle to bar the way, though they don't show the Island of Sirens at any point. That part makes good sense, when one thinks about it, as Calypso is meant to be a concealing entity and what better way to conceal than to have something dangerous between her and the outside world. However, this means that the crewmen have to live and be with Wishbone on the island, but none follow him into Calypso's cave, in fact no one goes anywhere with Wishbone after the Cyclops. At the same time, it provides Thrinachia as the turning point that decides the game because it merges two separate islands from the epic together. In the epic, Odysseus stops by Aeolus, master of the winds, and he gives him a bag with the four winds. However, the crew opened it before they reach home and they are blown off course. Later, when they reach Thrinachia, they come near to wade out for help, only for the crew to do wrong by eating Helios' sacred cattle, resulting in them being killed and only Odysseus left alive. Because Aeolus is not in the game, they decided to merge the two together where one could get the winds blowing the right way while dealing with the temptation of beef. I'm sure the Old Bard might know of this from the afterlife and thinking how he could have had it done the same way. Also absent are the Laestrygones, a group of giants who eat humans and destroyed Odysseus' fleet, as well as the Phaecians. The giants are kept out for the sake of keeping things child friendly, and to avoid making it redundant with the cyclopes. The Phaecians are excised to speed up the plot. Even the cameo of Menelaus and Helen are kept out for the same reason (and Helen was the reason for the Trojan War, ergo the reason for Odysseus to be away from home, in the first place). 
    Finally, there are characters and situations not in the epic. Using Circe's magic torch, you could navigate a forest and bring Wishbone up to Mount Olympus to actually talk to the gods, in an effort to get them convinced he is worthy of entering the tower. Odysseus never actually visited Mount Olympus in the epic. Athena and Zeus never had a moment of that convincing needed as they could see for themselves. Besides, regardless of how one goes through the dialogue choices, the doors will open (Zeus does say "I will open the way" at one point, a play on words). When Wishbone is killed, one gets to meet Pluto (not the dog, but the God of the Underworld), who should have been called Hades, yet is given the Roman name to match up to his status as the unmentionable, and to avoid confusion between him and his realm (Disney's Hercules came out later and actually used the Greek name). Either way, he is not in the Homeric epic, but there is a point in the epic where Odysseus prays to Persephone (who also never appears in the game). One god in the epic is not in the game, Hermes the messenger. In his place, Athena comes down to warn of Circe and suggest the Moly Plant. Athena is also called upon to convince Calypso to release Wishbone (removing the seven years of imprisonment to a few minutes). One last character who is not in The Odyssey is neither god nor man, but an animal. It's the Duck; a white one that was keyed in during the prologue and just hangs around for no purpose other than to quack when clicked on. That is, until near the end when getting a key to the storage pit requires the Duck's help, though getting the key from the Duck requires help from another duck (shown black like Daffy). Duck's sex is never said in the game, so Wishbone refers to the Duck as it, though the chasing off by another duck could imply it to be a female "harassed" by a male, or a male by a female, or what have you. Still, Wishbone says it best early in the game when he says, "I don't remember reading anything about a duck in The Odyssey." There is a dog in the epic, however, who never shows in the game. Odysseus' dog, Argos, who waited years for his masters' return only to die upon seeing him. The only reason for the exclusion is one, Wishbone is a dog and there wouldn't be room for two, and two, that part was tragic and wouldn't be suited for the finale.
     Besides the liberties with the settings and characters, the game comes with puzzles. To get Athena to help, you have to build her statue, and offer a sacrifice (yet one wonders why doesn't the statue count). Another puzzle is figuring out the flowers in Circe's garden, and how to get to them with the Big Bad Wolf in the way. Third is getting an alternative to cows to feed the men, as well as opening the tower. When shipwrecked on Calypso's island, you also have to repair the ship to sail (though I learned it could be used even without Calypso's sail). Finally, there's getting the bow to prove Wishbone is Odysseus. These puzzles, of course, exist to advance the plot. There are also games within the game. First, Circe challenges Wishbone to checkers, where the pieces are pigs. Next, Wishbone takes on Agamemnon in The Trojan War where to win one has to fill up Troy with blue pieces against the pink ones. Though you overwhelm the pink pieces by a large margin, they can jump the blue pieces like in checkers, while they can't be jumped by the blue. The final game is the shooting the arrow through the axes where the axes have to be aligned so the arrow hits the target. Lose in this one twice and you lose the entire game. Should Wishbone meet Pluto, he faces him in a snakes and ladders style game without the ladders, but with plenty of snakes, in order to be revived in the land of the living. Wishbone can collect coins and bypass them all on the River Styx. Losing in this game also ends the game, and this one is only accessed when Wishbone is killed. In the end, three of the four can be replayed after winning the game.
    When one has completed the game, Wishbone is sent back into reality and the player is awarded a plaque. On this one sees his rank from row man as the lowest to hero at the highest (all based on how many crewmen are killed, how many times Wishbone dies, and how often one sought Athena's advice). I got hero more times than any other ranking when I played this game, though getting the Hades game does make one lose the hero ranking for captain. From this point, the player has the option of starting all over again, or explore the library, which gets one introduced to Ancient Greece, its mythology, Homer, and many other things. In one place, you can watch clips of "Homer Sweet Homer" episode, or read Bulfinch's Mythologies, Wishbone's take on The Odyssey, and of course The Odyssey itself. During the game, you can come back for help whenever the menu slab on the bottom right corner side of the screen flashes a green light. One thing to date the image is the red phone that stands for America Online (AOL), which was a way to get on the internet from the game. Of course, that tied up the phone lines in those days. 
    Along with Bill Nye the Science Guy: Stop the Rock, Wishbone and the Amazing Odyssey was the right sort of game for kids in the 1990s and 2000s, being that it was educational and fun at once. It's a pity they haven't rereleased the game with an updated engine so it could work on Windows 10, or make it HD. It would be better than watching the game played on a video of YouTube, if you ask me, and wishing you could one thing different. Besides, a new generation of kids should be introduced to the little pup with a big imagination as well as Homer's epic, and this game is the way to it.